she looked like the bat from fern gully.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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