It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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