Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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