Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I could fuck to npr.
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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