My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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i've created a new STD.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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