hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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