..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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