So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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