Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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