Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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