I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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