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is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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