"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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