I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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