My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i will never coherently bang her
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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