if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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