I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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