Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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