My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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