one might say we're banned from that church
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm at about main and main street
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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