I am in a vortex of obligation.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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