Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I can text with my tongue
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
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Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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