That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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