so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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