Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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