just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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