I seem to have left my pride at pride
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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