I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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