Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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