This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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