now i know why i became what i already was.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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