Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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