Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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