we have pet lesbian snakes
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize