i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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