Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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