i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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