i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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