i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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