I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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