plz talk dirty to me
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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