sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i dont even know how to be here
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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