Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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