I'm lost and stupid without you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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