she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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