You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize