I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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