So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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