Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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