Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize